1 – The man can’t help himself

It’s been well-documented that Greg Norman attended the Masters as a patron. Not reported is the fact he had to pay for two patron badges – one for him, one for his overinflated ego.

2 – A gentler bend

A fade that morphs into a slice does so with a calmer disposition than a draw that becomes a hook.

3 – Numbers are growing

The U.S. Census Bureau reports a dramatic increase in the Gnome population since April 6.

4 – Some history

But remember this about the Gnomes – they are distant relatives to the Hummel population of the ‘50s and ‘60s and to the Pet Rock citizenry of the ‘70s and ‘80s. How did things work out for those little creatures?

5 – Five-letter word

The daily Wordle game presented us SHANK as its mystery answer Tuesday. So apparently obscenities are allowed in this game.

6 – Bring your appetites

So if the Basque fare wasn’t to your taste at this year’s Champions Dinner at the Masters, have no fear. Another Scottie Scheffler Texas barbeque is in the works for next April.

7 – Augusta pain is more intense

There are missed cuts, then there are missed cuts at the Masters. The two are not related.

8 – Tough navigation, this one

Last Augusta mention: No. 14 green is my favorite.

9 – Four straight and counting

So now that the Masters is over, let’s turn our major golf attention to Nelly Korda. She deserves it.